You've rocked my world for a whole 2 seconds.

Jun 04

• friend: you should've come with us!
• me: an invitation might have helped

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leilockheart:

Found on - LINK

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Jun 03

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• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
• me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
• mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
• me:
• mom:
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
• me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
• me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
• mom:
• me:
• mom: this isn't normal

A Fox diving into the snow to catch its prey.

He reminds me of scratch in Ice age

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ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

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